After a snowstorm of 15″, a boy came in to our class and told us that his dad let him pee in the snow. He told us that the snow turned yellow. He then informed us that you should not eat yellow snow!
I was laughing so hard… I was walking out of the class where the rest of the parents were waiting for us to open the doors, and got some some funny looks. I told them not to tell their kids to pee in the snow, unless they want us entertained by it. A few parents laughed, and few looked horrified. I told them they’d be amazed at all the things we hear!